I write, because my friends are fed up with listening to my bullshit. Some of my essays are on the main Chapsterhood website, but this webpage is where my fiction stuff lives. Its own land, its own terms, like the bastard it is. I hope my stories bring your imagination to a pleasant sizzling temperature.
Yours,
The Ferridge
It is true that you don’t get the best haunting gigs with a name like the Vociferating Wraith. The alliteration was good, Milly had been advised, but it needed work. [...]
Captain-Lieutenant-Corporal Zoom Strikeson, First-In-Command of the Republican Space Fleet, Saviour of Kruma-1, Honorary Chieftain of the Anders System, pressed the button next to the cabin's door. It fell off. [...]
"I mean, what's it all for, when you get right, erm, down to it?" said the Lord of Darkness. [...]